This is what I want to say to my mother in-law. Apparently she told my husband that she doesn't like our dog around her precious grandson. First off lady, mind your own damn business. Second,I have a fat lazy pug and a little boy quickly approaching 2 pretty sure you should be worrying more for the poor dog. Probably a smart play on Hubby's part not to tell me this until she left.

Pretty sure I just got used as a phone mistress. I have this friend we shall call him the Marine. We had the kind of friendship that could have been more but we both didn't want to fuck it up so we let it be.I got married and he got shipped out. He would call and write every chance he got which was only about once maybe twice a month. That is, until She came into the picture. She doesn't like him having friends that are girls, even married ones that he's known for nearly 10 years.So of course they get married and I start getting even less phone calls which is fine, I understand. Then they stop all together and even after I call him on his shit and he confesses that it bothers him that she is being this way the calls still stop.he called me today.I hadn't heard from him in 6 months.He called me in the evening so I figured he had to be home and she must be there so maybe things were fixed.I was willing to let all the shit go because I was so excited to have my friend back.So I just start chatting away until I realize that maybe I should ask how he was.He replied that he was laying in bed alone, not in California with his wife but in North Carolina for training. I guess being miles away makes it easier to hide phone conversations you don't want your wife to know about.I'm pretty sure my husband doesn't like the Marine but it isn't because he is some guy from my past. its because he knows it make me sad that one of my oldest friends feels like he has to hide me like some side piece. You don't call people you've blown off for the last 6 months to tell them your lonely and you miss them. Especially when your both married!

I hate fucking drama.

I'm chill.

What the fucking fuck Gwen!? I was perfectly happy in my little world where I pretended you didn't go solo and start rapping about bananas. Now you have to go and fuck with the old stuff. REALLY?

I am not pleased.